You mean you’ve NEVER heard the story of the….
…HASH SLINGING SLASHER?
The sash bringing
The trash singing
Mash…flinging
The flash springing
The crash dinging
….Yes. The Hash Slinging Slasher.
(Source: leavethewoods)
- me at night: i don't want to sleep that's for the weak
- me in the morning: oh bed i never want to leave you
how I tell stories
- me: and then she was like
- me: and im like
- me: but then shes like
- me: then theyre like
- me: so i was like
- me: yeah like
- me: i know like
- me: ye









